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ZOMBIE-IN-LAWS By T. Gene Davis
July 14, 2013  Short stories   

Patrick parked near his in-law’s graves. The sunset was nearly finished, and the graveyard was appropriately dark. He flashed Lilly a glittering rockstar grin — clearly visible despite the coming gloom.

“About my allowance,” he began an old discussion, keeping the grin while talking. He somehow avoided looking like he was gritting his teeth.

“Not now,” Lilly interrupted opening her car door.

“No,” Patrick grabbed Lilly’s wrist. “I need more for my research.”

“No.” Lilly pulled away but he held her wrist, bruising her again. She struggled, finally getting out of the door, pulling him half way out her car door in the process. She stomped off into the grass and granite, listening for him behind her, but not looking back.

She stopped in sight of her parents’ graves. The soil was piled to one side and the fresh sod pushed to the other side. One of Patrick’s devices stood at the head of each grave. Lilly pivoted on one foot, looking back at Patrick and the car, both hidden in the dark.

“What have you done?” She growled more than spoke.

“I needed fresh bodies for my research.”

“Where are they?”

“Right where we left them. They should have heard you by now.”

Lilly looked at the deep holes in the gloom. There was a rustle and a thud, like a corpse falling on to a casket. The noise repeated from the other hole but only once, and they emerged.

“What have you done?” Lilly did not sound as ferocious this time.

“You can’t guess? Dark night. Freshly dug graves. Recently deceased crawling out of said graves?

“I’ll give you a hint. They’re hungry and want something gray and squishy to eat.”

He laughed at his own joke. She hated it when he did that. Laughing at his own jokes had annoyed her even before their marriage.

Patrick and Lilly both watched her parents lurch step by halting step towards her. Lilly stood silent while Patrick laughed from a safer distance. Zombie Mom and zombie Father with rotting flesh and gaping jaws reached for their living daughter.

Lilly noted the flower, no longer white, clinging to her mothers favorite jacket. A petal seemed to fall with each lurching step. It should have no petals left, yet always seemed to have more to drop. Lilly stood, planted with weak legs and arms unable to move. Her mother was less decomposed, so reached Lilly first.

Lilly felt the embrace, and closed her eyes waiting for teeth to reach her skin. She heard the crunch of the decomposed flower pressed between them. She felt a dry kiss on her cheek. Zombie Mom broke the embrace and fussed with Lilly’s disheveled curls. Her zombie father followed up her mother’s embrace with a stiff hug and awkward pat on the back.

Just like him, she thought, relieved not to become zombie dinner.

Patrick, fully expecting a blood bath, screamed, “Eat her already! Eat her brains!”

Lilly stepped back from her zombie parents, seeing a change in there rotting demeanor. They looked like zombies again, and nothing like her parents. Both zombie Father and zombie Mom turned to Patrick, and began a lurching march in his direction.

Patrick let out a whimper and ran off into the cemetery leaving his devices planted above the graves of his zombie-in-laws. Lilly took out her cell with the intention of calling the police, but thought better of it. She could not imagine anyone believing her.

9 Comments

  1. Great story. Certainly fits the criteria for short story. I think G Davis had time pressure to build up the characters.

    Comment by luke on July 14, 2013 @ 4:32 pm

  2. Ah, a black comedy! Those are rare enough on this website and I found this one quite witty and entertaining. Tended to remind me a bit of Jimmy and Barbara at the opening of “Night of the Living Dead”. Was that the inspiration…?

    Comment by Craig Y on July 14, 2013 @ 4:58 pm

  3. Neat story.

    Comment by Terry on July 14, 2013 @ 8:48 pm

  4. Loved it but I wish it would have been a wee bit longer.

    Comment by John the Piper's Son on July 15, 2013 @ 7:13 am

  5. Interesting and quick piece. I wasn’t reminded of NOLD, but it did make me think of the old comic books, like Tales from the Crypt–I could see this as a short comic in one of those books.

    Comment by A.J. Brown on July 15, 2013 @ 7:34 am

  6. Agree with the others, it should have been a wee bit longer but as it is, I Liked how the writer describes the pampering of the parents for their child, in the shortest amount of words. Actions do speak louder…

    i can almost see Lilly smirking in the end.
    Im sure the parents didn’t have the fondest of recollections for their son-in-law.
    Thanks for the short but quite entertaining piece.

    Comment by bong on July 15, 2013 @ 4:04 pm

  7. I really enjoyed the story. Amazing result given the number of words.

    Comment by Krista on July 21, 2013 @ 2:58 am

  8. Good story. I admire being able to tell a story this well in such a small number of words. I didn’t feel shorted at all unless you count the fact that I would prefer to read more from you. Good Job!

    Comment by JamesAbel on July 31, 2013 @ 9:48 am

  9. Perhaps there IS hope when I’m gone.

    Comment by madmac on September 20, 2013 @ 11:32 am

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