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VOTE FOR DEKE WILSON… OR DIE by Thomas Lee Joseph Smith
October 30, 2007 Humorous,Short stories Tags: politics, Thomas Lee Joseph Smith
6:43 A.M. Cobb County, Maine
The camera comes to life, the attached lights staring brightly ahead. It’s November 2008 and we’re in a school gymnasium that’s been set up as a voting station. There are tables and an American flag and there are ten elderly citizens sitting behind the tables, and stacks of ballots ready to be distributed… what seems a bit unusual are the big pistols and shotguns sitting on the tables and being carried about. The man in the room with the least firepower available, is the uniformed police officer sitting in the corner on a folding chair. (more…)
ZOMBIE HOSPITAL by Thomas Lee Joseph Smith
August 21, 2007 Humorous,Short stories Tags: hospital, Thomas Lee Joseph Smith
I was just beginning to like my job as a resident at the hospital when the stool sample hit the fan. Talk of the Bird Flu stopped just as soon as the first city went up in flames. The news people at Fox tried to blame Al Qeida by throwing turbans on some of the un-dead and filming them as they attacked a military installation. Britt Hume defended the stunt by saying there was no proof the plague of zombies hadn’t been started by insurgents. As far as I was concerned, all the politics were outside my field, I was going to provide quality medical care, even if the patients were dead. (more…)